Hi everyone. It’s me again, Laila. Remember me? Of course you do! Here I am! See? Right here. Where have I been? Well at work of course! But you’ve already been working kinda, (you say, with a shrug of your shoulder). Yes, yes well I have, but I went back and got a big girl job … Continue reading hi
Because I am what the title of this post says I am, I simply cannot stay away from doing another poem in honor of my lunch, despite how much I’ve tried over the last few days to come up with a post with more substance. You may have noticed that my posts have been lacking … Continue reading Fat Girl in a Zaftig Girl’s Body
I have several draft posts set aside for myself, one of which I added just last night. Several are from this time last year, when I started my blog. They have to do with my family and my childhood, and were largely my efforts to piece together what I know from the snippets, memoirs, white … Continue reading Ignore This Post.
Many of us have (or maybe have not?) heard of the Swedish Tight Pants Theory. It essentially postulated that Swedish men of the 1970’s experienced higher levels of infertility in comparison to men in surrounding countries, primarily due to their strict adherence to the very fashionable, yet in hindsight seemingly foolish, style of wearing uncomfortably … Continue reading Bieber Hair & The Swedish Tight Pants Theory
I guess as sort of a follow up to my post on how fat I feel as of late, I thought I’d let everyone know that my zipper keeps opening by itself when I sit down today. I wore somewhat loose fitting clothes, as some of my coworkers decided yesterday that they will be taking … Continue reading Zipper. Please Stop Making Me Look Bad.
I made THIS and of course, it was delicious. I say of course because I pretty much wouldn’t post anything that I made that wasn’t delicious. Why? Because I like to pretend that everything I make is delicious. There. There’s your truth! Are you happy now? But really, this chicken and white bean soup was so … Continue reading Warm It Up Chris! Errr..Soup. Warm it Up Soup!
Okay so I up and quit my job in this horrible time. For my wah-wahs about it, click here. In a nutshell – Hubby’s business was finally doing well enough to give me the tiniest bit of breathing room. I had enough saved up to get me through a few months, plus I’d been wanting … Continue reading 3 Months, In Paint