Tagged with poetry

Poetry by Moi: Jury Duty Edition

In my prolonged absence, many things have brought me thisclose to hitting that “new post” link and typing away. But I haven’t. Until today. Because today, I have…. JURY DUTY (dun dun DUUUNNNN!). You know what is so blog-postingly-inspiring about jury duty? The people! Yes these people who have felt so committed to perform their … Continue reading

i poemed about cheese

i poemed about cheese

Have I made it clear how much I love cheese? If not, allow me this opportunity to make it perfectly clear. I love that shit. And like laila does, when she loves something, she poems about it. Yeah I just made poem into a verb. Here we go…               … Continue reading

ode to the 100-calorie pack

Upon starting a new job on december 19 I was given little to sink my teeth into As I must patiently wait  for holidays to end And the docketing of legislation to continue To stave off my boredom I read up on old laws The minute I walk through the door But as usual I … Continue reading

Fat Girl in a Zaftig Girl’s Body

Because I am what the title of this post says I am, I simply cannot stay away from doing another poem in honor of my lunch, despite how much I’ve tried over the last few days to come up with a post with more substance. You may have noticed that my posts have been lacking … Continue reading

the sandwich rap

(this is written to the tune of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend“) Have you ever made a sandwich that you’d love to eat to not inahale it in the morning, was such a feat let me tell you a story of my situation a lunch I made to eat at my work station the way that … Continue reading

Shel the Gem

Who doesn’t like Shel Silverstein? Don’t say “I don’t.” You’re lying. Ain’t nobody out there that don’t like them some Shel Silverstein, mmmkay? He’s like Sara Lee. And nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. So just stop denying it and keep reading. There’s a treat involved here. Thanks. Okay then, where was I? Ah yes – … Continue reading