Tagged with food

ode to the 100-calorie pack

Upon starting a new job on december 19 I was given little to sink my teeth into As I must patiently wait  for holidays to end And the docketing of legislation to continue To stave off my boredom I read up on old laws The minute I walk through the door But as usual I … Continue reading

A resolution I may try less hard to break

Is it too early to start talking about New Year Resolutions? Because eff it; I’m about to. Now, I normally don’t make resolutions since I know I will just break them. Most of the time they have to do with weight anyway, and we all know that weight-related resolutions go strong until about March, and … Continue reading

Fat Girl in a Zaftig Girl’s Body

Because I am what the title of this post says I am, I simply cannot stay away from doing another poem in honor of my lunch, despite how much I’ve tried over the last few days to come up with a post with more substance. You may have noticed that my posts have been lacking … Continue reading

the sandwich rap

(this is written to the tune of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend“) Have you ever made a sandwich that you’d love to eat to not inahale it in the morning, was such a feat let me tell you a story of my situation a lunch I made to eat at my work station the way that … Continue reading

Honey…Wheat Bread. Or, Honey Wheat Bread.

After being (pretty much) successful at brioche bread, I decided I’d try my hand at wheat bread. But I like the honey wheat bread from the store. So then I decided to try making honey wheat bread. And awaaayyy I went : ) Let’s begin… Ingredients 1 (.25 ounce) package rapid rise yeast 1 teaspoon … Continue reading

Ignore This Post.

I have several draft posts set aside for myself, one of which I added just last night. Several are from this time last year, when I started  my blog. They have to do with my family and my childhood, and were largely my efforts to piece together what I know from the snippets, memoirs, white … Continue reading

Butternut Squash Soup (& Pasta Sauce Base!)

Okay – either everyone thinks this sounds horrible and they want to know what it is so they never accidentally put these ingredients together….OR….it sounds awesome. So awesome in fact, that it is my most-viewed post. Seriously, someone looks at it at least every other day. Unless it’s the same someone. If that’s the case … Continue reading

No Turkey Day Tights – A Public Service Announcement

Hi. I’m just here to remind everyone of some save-yourself fashion tips for tomorrow. I find this especially timely, as it is fall, and boots and leggings/tights are in. I myself have become a slave to this very chic and simultaneously comfortable trend. That said, I urge everyone to stay away from leggings/tights tomorrow. Traditions … Continue reading