musings on life
Is it too early to start talking about New Year Resolutions? Because eff it; I’m about to. Now, I normally don’t make resolutions since I know I will just break them. Most of the time they have to do with weight anyway, and we all know that weight-related resolutions go strong until about March, and … Continue reading A resolution I may try less hard to break
Because I am what the title of this post says I am, I simply cannot stay away from doing another poem in honor of my lunch, despite how much I’ve tried over the last few days to come up with a post with more substance. You may have noticed that my posts have been lacking … Continue reading Fat Girl in a Zaftig Girl’s Body
Yep that’s me. The Food Monster. Color me blue and make me fuzzy. Okay, all you need to do is color me blue. I’m middle eastern after all. That means I’m already fuzzy. Oh hush middle eastern girls. We practically pay for our waxers’ retirements. Admit it furballs. But I digress. So I had a … Continue reading Cookie Monster? More Like Food Monster
Yes, yes I did. As a matter of fact, I’ve done it several times over. I overate. Several nights in a row now in fact. My belly hurts. My brain hurts. But I did it anyway! WHEEEEEEEEEE! What the hell is that all about? Lately, I’ve been doing it during the day. It’s so easy … Continue reading You ate HOW MUCH???!!
