Okay, so maybe he’s not a jerkwad. (What the ef is a jerkwad anyway? Ewww don’t answer that. I think I know.)
Whatever. Anyway, this post kinda made me feel like he may be a little jerky. I mean, anyone who talks about your bowel movements right off the bat has to be a little, right? OR they may just be genuinely worried about your digestive track. The latter is highly likely.
It doesn’t matter though, because I liked the post. So there!