Posted in January 2011

Oh Crap on Toast, AGAIN!

I just realized that part of why I haven’t written is because, while the last couple of weeks have resulted in some experiences that are practically MADE for a post on a blog such as mine, I felt like I couldn’t post them because I had not finished the background on my childhood. WTF?! ACK! … Continue reading

Oh Crap on Toast!

I had this borderline retarded bookkeeper last year, and despite her many flaws (lying on her resume about how well she knew quickbooks, making many a stupid common sense mistake that cost us hundreds, etc etc), she did leave us with a few gems – phrases like “oh….crap on toast!” when something went wrong is … Continue reading

Happiness and that OTHER feeling

How is it that I can feel such despair and get sucked into the vortex of loneliness and diminished self worth, and then feel just fine the next day? Lately, I’ve gone back and forth, like a game of double dutch – one foot down on one side, now one foot down on the other…..continue … Continue reading

Dear Overwhelming Feeling….Go to Hell!

My job has me at my wits end! My boss spends more time talking about his latest fling than answering questions. If I have one more conversation with him about work that turns into a conversation about his latest sexual exploits, I’m going to start running through the office like a madwoman. I have done … Continue reading

admit it.

Okay, okay. I will admit it because this is anonymous and exactly the reason I started this blog in the first place – to admit things that I couldn’t even admit to myself. Remember that persian girl that I was lucky to meet when I was younger? Well, the poor thing went through a serious … Continue reading

Ted’s got a point…

I’ve included TED on my blogroll because it’s an interesting place to go on the net when I’m looking to zone out. During a recent zone out, I stumbled upon this short video. I am disappointingly ignorant about Islam. True, I am an agnostic Muslim (a phrase similar to what I heard in this video … Continue reading

The Little Movies in my Head

I’ve always been fascinated by dreams. Actually what I’ve always been fascinated with is their interpretations and how, regardless of where we come from, what our background is and what experiences we’ve had, many elements in our dreams can be interpreted the same. The brain and consciousness is an amazing thing. For the past week, … Continue reading

Gimme some of that, hubs!

Sleep. What IS its problem?! I spend half the day counting down the seconds until I get some of it, while trying NOT to get some of it by practically bathing myself at my desk in coffee, and then when it’s time to go to sleep at night I get nada. I don’t even effing … Continue reading

Orange You Glad I Had Extra Frosting?

First off, this post may SAY the 8th, but it’s really the 7th in real time, which means I have still blogged once a day! I just did yesterday’s early in the morning and am doing this later. Hmph! : ) Okay, now down to beeeezness. As you (my real and imaginary blog friends) know, … Continue reading